The summer transfer window is upon us and so is the annual Robert Lewandowski to Manchester United rumours, according to the latest reports.
If we go back in time to this BC and that AD when Jesus Christ himself would gather up the masses and speak about the relevant issues, the big topic of discussion that always seemed to come up during the month of May, June and July would be Robert Lewandowski to Manchester United rumours.
The poor peasants were given a dream, a dream where a Polish Center Forward would don on a Manchester United shirt, and bang in goals, some of them even with his first touch, no lies!
It was a dream that would almost come to life every year only to be taken away by the smooth first touch off a Big Belgian.
Days turned to years, years to decades and decades to centuries and now as we all stand here in 2019, the Robert Lewandowski to Manchester United rumours have made a return once again.
The 30-year-old Striker has already racked up 22 goals and 7 assists in the current Bundesliga campaign as Bayern Munich are a point away from securing 8758759th Bundesliga title in their 8758760th year at top flight.
Several long and yearnful seasons have passed away in waiting for the inevitable and apparently the Polish Star is ‘definitely’ looking to move away this summer as he seeks a new challenge in different league. Why, you ask?
Several small off-the-field incidents, for instance, the fist fight between Robert Lewandowski and Kingsley Coman last month, has convinced the Striker that ’tis the time to moveth away from the German side.
Would you be interested in bringing ‘the one’, ‘the incredible Robert Lewandowski’ to the Old Trafford and end the century long curse?